Poetry is one of the oldest forms of showing
tribute to someone’s achievements, struggles and contributions to
a community. Even to this day people still write poetry to commemorate
their peers’ achievements and personality.
Retirement is no different, but not everyone
is a natural poet. However, there are plenty of free retirement
poems online to work with and use as examples. Although
you should never actually use any of these retirement poems in their
original state, they can be used as a basis to write a good and
funny retirement poem.
The website http://poemhunter.com has a whole host of funny retirement
poems to use. Be warned: some of them have a little risqué element
to them, but since you’re likely wanting a funny retirement poem,
some risk can be safely allowed; using discretion of course. There
are plenty of good poems to be found on this site, and you can use
them for inspiration to write your own works.
Here's a place to find the Top 10 Retirement Jokes
http://www.lovetoknow.com/top10/retirement-jokes.html
Another good website, especially for teacher retirement poems, is
http://poemsource.com. Teachers are some of the most deserving professionals
– some after having devoted nearly four decades to the public education
system, they deserve every bit of praise and recognition they can
get.
Also, you can find poems dedicated to other occupations at this
same site. One of the best ways to write a poem for a teacher is
to put it in sonnet form. It’s made even more effective if said
teacher taught English as his or her main subject. These are just
a few suggestions for retirement poems for those in academia.
Another time you might want a good retirement poem personalized
is for someone who served in the military. There are plenty of military-type
poems available on http://www.retirementgiftshop.com/milretpoem1.html.
The most touching one of these poems is the one featured on a plaque
that can be mailed as a gift. This poem, when framed, makes a great
retirement gift as well for someone in the military.
The best military poems should be dignified because of the extraordinary
service the military personnel offer to their country. Military
retirement poems will dedicate themselves to the decades of service
that were given. Whether a poem for retirement is military, education
or civilian-based, any good retirement poem should give the retiree
a great sense of appreciation and gratitude.
If you want to actually write a poem yourself, there are plenty
of websites online that will give retirement poem examples in different
types of verse. Many people think that poetry has to be written
in a standard rhyming couplet scheme, but this isn’t the case.
You can actually write poetry nowadays in blank verse. This means
that there is no overall rhyming or stress scheme – just like spoken
conversation. It’s the wording of the poetry that makes the difference,
rather than what format it’s presented in. Whether you decide to
write a poem in quatrain, blank verse, couplets or even haiku, the
same message can still be conveyed in the retirement poem. What
they will remember is how they felt appreciated, not how good your
retirement poems were written.